15 Ways to Honor My Passing:

1. Befriend a murder of crows so they will protect you when I can’t. 
2. Get drunk in an aquarium and try to commune with the starfish. Just not the San Francisco aquarium, they don’t deserve that twice. 
3. Read a novel in one sitting, bonus points if you finish just as the sun comes up and still have to go to work in the morning. 
4. Run barefoot around your house in the snow. 
5. Drive along the water in the rain with your windows down and your radio up. Hair down and heat up optional, but obviously preferred.
6. Hand out stickers to boost the mental health of your community. Ages of recipients are irrelevant, I promise.  
7. Get roaring drunk and clean your house. Do not climb your glass sided shower like you would a chimney, in hindsight, probably unsafe. 
8. Play Mario Party until it’s so late everything is funny. 
9. Take an inflatable animal to a nice restaurant as your date. Be prepared to defend your dates honor.
10. Wear onesie pajamas anywhere but your house. 
11. Karaoke any song by Jim Croce and/or get a tattoo on your arm that says “Baby,” and another one that just says, “Hey.”
12. Swim in the rain and lower yourself until your eyes are almost level with the water. Notice how it looks like the drops are going up from this angle. 
13. Get lost in a maze with your favorite people, no cheating. Unless it’s been way too long and your hot and tired. Then cheat. 
14. Have pictures taken of yourself that make you feel beautiful, or ridiculous. It doesn’t really matter as you probably won’t look at them again. That’s not the point, after all.
15. Make puns so frequently in a conversation it makes someone else pun-comfortable.